When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Oh, Dads. They have the most groan-inducing best jokes around. If you’re still wondering what to get the dad who seemingly has everything, we have perfect gifts for whatever your father is into. Here’s a roundup of our top presents that you can pick up in our store today!

The Grill Master

If your dad is the king of the grill, you have several options for Father’s Day gifts. You can set him up with a kit full of upgraded tools and spices to amp up his grill game. Your package can include everything from Jealous Devil hardwood charcoal to Meat Church rubs and seasonings. We also have a fantastic selection of American-made BBQ supplies that you can’t find in standard grocery stores.

By upgrading his grill to one of the best-in-class Masterbuilt, Weber, or Green Mountain Grills, you can make his BBQ legendary. Masterbuilt’s Gravity Series combines the latest technology with the delicious flavor of charcoal, allowing Dad to sear, smoke, grill, and roast his heart out. The GravityFed™ charcoal hopper means he will not run out or manually add more charcoal to the slow and low briskets and ribs.

Along with Green Mountain Grills, Masterbuilt grills include WiFi and Bluetooth capabilities to control the temperature and cook time, even when he’s away at work. Green Mountain grills are the industry standard for pellet grills, allowing him to set the temperature and cooking time remotely.

And hey, it’s just a sweet bonus if Dad is so fired up about the new grill that he cooks you something special!

The One Who Likes it Hot

If your dad is the one who always finds an excuse to kick your meal up a few degrees, then we have the perfect gift for you. The General’s Hot Sauce comes in an epic grenade launcher bottle and several flavors, from tangy to eye-watering spicy. Every pepper used in the sauces is American-grown, traceable to the acre of land it was grown. The company is veteran-owned and developed their tactics from the bourbon and wine industries. 

You can buy them individually, or buy the Military Style gift box and buy Dad a set. After he uses the hot sauce, your dad then has a watertight box to use for tools, fishing gear, or whatever else needs durable storage. Bonus: for every bottle sold, they deliver a bottle to our deployed troops.

The Bearded Dad

If you Google Bearded Dads, you’ll see they are defined as “the most superior species of dad known to man.” If that’s your dad, then he deserves a gift as epic as the facial hair he’s worked to grow and maintain. For him, we recommend the Made in the USA Duke Cannon line of products. Our favorites are the Best Damn Beard Wash, formulated to keep his beard soft and clean (you’re welcome, Mom!) and the Big Bourbon Beard Oil, infused with Buffalo Trace Bourbon. Duke Cannon products are formulated to make him feel and smell good. If you want to amp up the beard oil as a gift, add a bottle of bourbon and the new Barrell Aged Flavors recipe book and aging sticks.

So your dad doesn’t have a beard? No problem! We have an array of Duke Cannon products, like a campfire-scented soap and after-shave balm that will soothe his skin and reduce razor burn. If you can’t decide what to get, try the sample gift bag that has smaller sizes of all of the products so he can try them all out!

The Green Thumb

Some dads hunt, other dads gather. If your dad spends more time tending his garden and lawn than grilling, we have his perfect gifts this Father’s Day. Start him off with seeds or one of our locally grown plants, like peppers or tomatoes.

Then pick out some upgraded tools to make his pastime easier on his back and hands. We even have planter boxes to build the perfect planter filled with the ingredients needed to make things like salsa or pesto.

If having the perfect lawn really revs his engine, then we suggest the Troy-Bilt lawnmowers. These machines are filled with features that help Dad handle large or hilly yards. With variable-speed systems, your father can quickly adjust across types of grass to continue mowing at a comfortable pace. The Troy-Bilt cutting system delivers even cuts every time, meaning your dad’s lawn will make his neighbors green with envy.

Whenever you’re ready to pick out the perfect gift for Dad, swing by Norick’s to find something as unique as he is. Need help or more ideas? Ask one of our team members to help you find something for your reel awesome Dad!